Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Attack of the Killer Waters!!

Uncle E: Sigh. No, make that a BIG SIGH. Mom has this silly habit that is either going to give me a heart attack or a nervous breakdown -- or both! Every darn day, she goes in the Litterbox Room and stands behind a curtain. And you won't believe what she does then! She lets this big spray of KILLER WATER go over her. I swear, I do not get it. I try to rescue her every day -- I howl and yell and make all sorts of noise to get it to stop and let her go. Sometimes, I even peek behind the curtain, but that KILLER WATER is so scary that I can't do that for long. And when she does manage to escape, she doesn't even smell like herself anymore! WHY does she keep doing this? It must be an evil plot to drive me crazy! (Mom: Well, it's such a short distance for you ...) MOM! All I wants to do is protect you and you make fun of me???? (Mom: Sorry, Uncle E. My bad!) Darn tootin', your bad, Mom. Hummph. See if I try to protect you ever again!  
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  1. The MonkeysOctober 28, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    Our Mommy does this too! The only thing I can think is that humans are crazy!

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  2. Maggie MayOctober 28, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    Ours do it too, we just don't get it! Why would anyone willingly get wet????
    Purrs,
    Maggie May and The Creek Cats

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  3. The Kitty KrewOctober 28, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    That water is scary stuff. You should stay away from it. If the mom wants to down herself willingly, well, that's her choice. Save yourself!!

    purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew-without-an-E ;)

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  4. Noir the Texas TabbyOctober 28, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Tommy has this sliding door she goes behind. Water pours. Since Tommy can't see too good--I'll stand there on this rug when she opens the sliding door..I like to scare her like that...Humans.

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  5. The Island CatsOctober 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    We don't unnerstand why the humans do this at all! Once I jumped in there to see what mom was doing...I don't know who was more scared...me or her!

    Wally

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  6. Goldie, Shade and BansheeOctober 29, 2009 at 4:06 AM

    They are very strange, these creatures!

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  7. The CrewOctober 30, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    They do that because, unlike us, their tongues aren't good for washing their furless bodies.

    George

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  8. Us4 CatsNovember 1, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    oh. yes. we likes to walk in after the beans walk out. we like to lick the water from the floors.

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  9. BeauNovember 1, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    I know how you feel! Mom needs your email address to talk to her re jewelry. Please email us with this! Thanks!!

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